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Wednesday, 23 November 2016

The Disruptor!



“Why repair something which is working fine?” is an oft repeated question in the marketing war rooms of brands. As you rightly decipher, the question is mostly asked in war rooms of market leaders. The word chanted most by the new entrants and wanna be leaders is ‘Disruption’. The former are the status quoists for obvious reasons, maintaining their grip over their leadership position. The latter of course are the ones who muddy the water and annihilate the existing order. (Status Quo often leads to setting in of ‘fatigue’ but we will leave that for another day, Welcome!)

The market leader would love the new entrants to play by the existing rules of business while the new kid on the block would try its best to break the existing terms of engagement to firstly hit the leader’s market shares and then aim to dislodge the leader.

Disruption is essentially sought to be brought about by a combination of a big idea and then the execution/implementation of the big idea. Disruption could take multiple forms. It could be a price warrior like what Nirma was to Surf or the lesser known Videocon Budgetline TVs vs the then well entrenched BPL/Onida. It could be a packaging innovation like Chik Shampoo which was the first brand to introduce sachet packets to encourage sampling or facilitate entry of customers to a segment which was till then restricted to high end users because of larger/costlier SKUs. It could also be a technologically superior product, electronic photo copers which sent cyclostyling machine packing to obsolence and oblivion. It could also be in the form of doing away with traditional forms of distribution – Company-Stockist-Wholesalers-Retailers-Consumer – and sell directly to consumers like online retailers or offline like Tupperware/Amway. A caution note here is mandatory.

Disruption should not be confused for doing things differently just for either the heck of it or for doing something differently that does not add value to the consumer. A white detergent when the world is used to blue for example. It would be a differentiation at best and not a disruptor unless the white detergent also comes with superior benefits when compared to the blue ones.
In most of the above instances, the success hinged on the seamless and fast implementation of a good/great/different idea. As the markets have often demonstrated a great idea without the distribution or vice versa have led to destruction and death of many a brand.

The Disruptor!

In the backdrop of the above, let us possibly analyze the existing scenario of the denotification of the Rs.500.00 and Rs.1000.00 notes. Assume that the above initiative were a new entrant out to capture market share or its stated objectives. The touted brand promise of this initiative has been to:

1. Unearth black money.
2. Curb corruption.
3. Curb fake currency racket.
4. Stop terrorism by way of point no 3.

As an idea, this exercise falls short on many fronts. As has been pointed out by most, black money unlike in Bollywood movies are not parked in cash form except by the small fry or just to the extent of immediate liquidity requirements. Corruption is a function of you being in a position to encash your authority by extending favours to the chosen one. Transparency can reduce corruption not smaller or larger or newer currency notes. The jury is out on the fake currency racket and its offshoot, terrorism. Time will tell us what results it can deliver. 

As regards the implementation, the less said the better. While the need for secrecy to execute such an initiative is paramount is accepted, what seems to be falling short of expectation is managing the after effects of its announcement. Was the govt caught napping on what would ensue? Did the govt misjudge the magnitude of the aftershocks? Or was the post announcement turbulence expected by the powers that be and the Govt decided to brazen out the bitter pill in the hope that like in Hindi films “end main sab theek ho jata hain”?  

 
Running all the way to bank? Or Bankrupt?


Within my family and friends circles and a slightly extended one of colleagues and associates, the current mood is one of hope. Hope that the Govt is sincere and some good will come out of this initiative which will benefit the country in the long run. This despite the difficulties being faced by most, Yours Truly including. How long this mood of subdued optimism will continue or will it give way to anger if the chaos in the banks and ATMs continue for longer will be known sooner rather than later.


New note in old wallets?

In Bollywoodspeak again, one hopes this initiative is a trailer, the voluntary disclosure scheme before this being the teaser and Picture abhi baaki hain mere dost kind of more substantial steps are in the offing to achieve the Govt’s objectives stated earlier in the note. If yes, the disruptor will be in a position to encash the goodwill in the Votebank come 2019. On the other hand if this is a case of disruption for disruption’s sake, it could well be the end. Or as Rajnikanth would say, Ghatam!Ghatam!!

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Glossary:
end main sab theek ho jata hain : All is well that ends well


Picture abhi baaki hain mere dost   : It is not the end yet
Ghatam!Ghatam : It is all over!


 



Saturday, 17 September 2016

The Name is Chokka, Chokkalingam!



For those who came in late, the foreword of my autobiography has already been written. In case you missed it you can click on this link here! The same is the handiwork of a fairly nice dude, I must say!

I am told I am Chinese. Now! Now! Don’t you immediately think I am a cheapo like most things Chinese! I just mean that my ancestors first made their appearance in China and like most things Chinese nowadays which the world imports, so was my breed, to India in this case. My friendly neighbourhood Vet confirms that unlike most Chinese products, whose lifespan is a lottery, I am likely to be around for 15+ years. Sadly for you but you ain’t getting rid of me in a hurry!

One of the first experiments that I was subjected to was my branding. Before we proceed with the story let me warn you. My name is NOT Vodafone Nai! Or its North Indian equivalent, Vodafonewala kutta! And don’t you dare call me those names ever, ever, ever again. Not unless you would like to have appointments with the injection syringe! 14 times at that! GRR! WOOF! WOOF! To continue from where I left, various brandnames were proposed, dissected, rejected, debated and finally decided upon. Branded for life! The names bandied about among others were Google, Twitter, Roger, Pixar, Goofy, Snoopy…….! As mostly with you Indians, consensus was elusive. Finally I was named Pluto over a division, the majority comprising of the Homemaker, The Foreword Writer and our Dilliwali Sister outvoted the dude whose credit card was swiped which concluded the paperwork for my homecoming! The Credit Card Dude though wouldn’t take things lying down and just like the rebel MLAs in political parties of Tamilnadu walking out of the parent party and forming a new kazhagam, I was made to go through another naamakaranam ceremony. Post which my visiting card reads Chokkalingam! 

Pluto alias Chokkalingam? Chokkalingam alias Pluto?


There was a heated debate on this name too. The members of the original Kazhagam who had at first refused to do business with the Credit Card Dude later, just like all the kazhagams of Tamilnadu talk among each other to form an alliance once elections are announced, the ice was broken. The point of debate was how can one keep swamy paer for a dog? asked the Homemaker. “Don’t call him a dog! He is my brother!” screamed the Foreword Writer breaking ranks from the original kazhagam, once again as is the usual practice. I was beginning to like this guy more and more! “God is omnipresent! He is there inside every being!” Thus spake the Credit Card Dude sagely. Just as I was about to turn on the ‘Love-O-Meter’ towards him too, “Including Dogs!” he finished. The ‘Love-O-meter’ was promptly switched off! But the view prevailed and this nomenclature too stuck! 

Selfie with The Foreword Writer


If you thought with that the entire naamakaranam episode had come to The End, you have another thing coming. Once the dust settled, the names went for a toss. The Homemaker calls me Kundala Bujaang and Bujjimaaa. The Foreword Writer calls me Chokulan-Na-Kokoon. The Dilliwali Sister over skype and phone calls me Ajjulibaa and Babulal! What nonsense! My final ray of hope, The Credit Card Dude carrying his liking for twitter has thrust brevity on me too, Chokka being the result.

Kundala Bujaang,Babulal,Chokulan-Na-Kokoon,Bujjimaa and Chokka!

For someone who is supposed to be blessed with only aindhu arivu, the chore of remembering so many nomenclatures was proving to be pretty difficult. Add to it that I found this entire exercise of imposing an alien language on my poor Chinese soul was quite trying. Finally of course I found a way out to deal with both the problems, of the name and the language.  I took inspiration from those ‘naarth Indians’ who after living for more than a decade+ in Bangalore picked up the most essential words in the local language, “Kannad Gothilla!”. I also took inspiration from The Bard who said ‘What’s in a name?”. I Put the two inspirations together, washed them, rinsed them thoroughly and out came my magic solution. I no longer respond to Chokka or Pluto or all the other gibberish I am addressed as. Instead I respond only when someone calls out “Sappadu!”

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PS: That friends was Chapter I. You never had it so good, didn’t you? Woof, Woof!! Till the next episode!

Glossary:
Sappadu : Food
Kannad Gothilla : Don’t know Kannada
Aindhu Arivu : Literal Five minds. Figurative, blessed with lesser mind.
Swamy Paer : God’s name.
Dilliwali : Women/Girl from Delhi
Nai/Kutta : Dog
Kazhagam : Political Party
Chokkalingam : Another name of Lord Shiva
Naamakaranam : Naming ceremony